27 Mar #FindYourPorch
Spring has sprung, the birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming, your allergies are going crazy. It’s the time of year that makes you want to kick off your shoes and sit on your porch while pounding a perfect can of… wine? No that is not a typo.
Introducing Porch Pounder, a new way to enjoy everyone’s favorite grape juice. Wine isn’t just for your crazy aunt Carol anymore, it has been functionally improved so you can take it and drink it anywhere! Well, almost anywhere. Conveniently packaged in a 375mL can, there is no need to lug around a corkscrew and a bulky bottle. Porch Pounder is born for picnics, BBQs, hikes, camping, rivers, beaches, pools, concerts, dog parks, scuba diving, sky diving, ziplining, parkour, yoga, white water rafting, base jumping, extreme twister, and um… porches.
For those of you that are not mathematicians, 375mls equals 2 glasses of wine. That’s right! 2 servings per can- just 2 cans of Porch Pounder equal an entire bottle of wine! How’s that for convenience? And don’t let the name fool you, we aren’t dealing with some lackluster version of the real thing. Just like your average bottled wine, the ABV for these varietals range from 13.5% to 14.2%. So do yourself a favor next time a friend invites you over for a BBQ or you have a particularly exciting evening of Red Dead Redemption planned for yourself. Look for Porch Pounder at your favorite Co Hop retailer.